The time has come. The NFL season goes by so damn fast, man. We’re a few days away from the Super Bowl and it seems like we were here just yesterday. Once again, most of the public should be rooting against Mahomes and the Chiefs. We will find out whether the results change this year or it’s another W for the “NFL is scripted” casual fans. Either way, Barstool is down in New Orleans covering the game and creating content like it’s their job (yes, these people are actually employed).
I want to talk a little bit about the game before jumping into Steven Chea talking about adult sites being blocked in New Orleans or Jon Gruden learning how to make a pot of coffee, even though I’m itching to. A rematch of Super Bowl LVII, I expect to see a similar game this year. I expect Jalen Hurts and Saquon to ball out in the first half and have a comfortable lead going into the third quarter. I see them starting slow out of halftime, letting the Chiefs creep back in, and slowly taking us to a place where no one wants to be. Patty with the ball in his hands with the game on the line. Whether it’s a catch to Kelce who is somehow wide open in the middle of the field or a soft roughing the passer penalty, we all know Mahomes will pull it off. We’ll all be ticked off until the first game of 2025 when the Chiefs lose, and we tell ourselves that it’s finally not their year. We’ve seen this movie with Brady before. Plays are going to go the Chiefs way, whether the refs are involved or not. They will always be a problem in the playoffs no matter how they play in the regular season. I’m just hoping Jalen Hurts can “tush push” his way into proving me wrong.
Now, let’s get into what Barstool has been up to in New Orleans. There’s only so much I can cover so I’m going to pick a few of my favorite moments from Super Bowl week. First, let’s have a conversation about Steven Cheah. One weird cat, man. He cannot help himself from bringing up his private time with his little soldier, and it got the best of him this week. Without any forewarning, he goes on to explain how frustrated he is with the Louisiana adult site laws and how it’s interrupted his daily routine. It was almost as shocking as the video of Jon Gruden not knowing how to make a pot of coffee. Steven Cheah is one of the most unique creatures I’ve seen online, and he never fails to amaze me. From the weird videos that somehow got him hired at Barstool, to his Chris Tucker impression, I can never read this guy. I’m convinced he’s AI and has a tiny person working in his brain like a drone.
I have to bring up my boy, Barstool Max. This is a win-win for the AWL’s and fans of Pardon My Take. Max and the Eagles can dethrone the Chiefs, and we will love him for it. He gets his championship that he’s been salivating for like a bucket of KFC. Not to mention, he can finally have leverage on the rest of the PMT crew. Although, I’m sure they will find a way to make him feel bad about winning a Super Bowl. On the other hand, the Chiefs win and we get to watch Max in misery, which we all know hits like a morning cigarette. He would then have to deal with the backlash from the PMT crew/stoolies for months to come. Either way, I’ll be patiently waiting his reaction. Max – I heard you need an extra head for your bachelor party. I may know a guy.
As Big Cat loves to say, just stop lying if you say you’re not watching the Super Bowl this year. It’s the last game of the year in the best league in the world. Who cares if you hate both teams playing in it. Be grateful for what you have now because we’ll be grasping for any sort of football in the offseason. Drink a couple more beers and eat a couple more brats than you usually do. Even if it means you have to go into work the next day resembling Stetson Bennett the day after winning the National Championship in 2023.